If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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