i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
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So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
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The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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