Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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