But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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