I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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