the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
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This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
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You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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