man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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