with your own penis?
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
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Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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