what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
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I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
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Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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