New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
