This girl is more easily done than said...
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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