if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
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just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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