hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Someone shattered a urinal.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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