eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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