from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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