Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I've blown a few things in my day
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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