That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
