READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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