But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
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I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
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Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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