Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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