I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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