Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
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He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
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The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
He has the fingertips of a God
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