if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
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he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
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The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
My vagina is very pro this idea
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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