I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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