are you still at the devil's house?
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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