When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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