..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
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I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
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For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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