So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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