I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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