New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you inspire me to be a worse person
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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