She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
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