I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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