Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
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My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
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I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
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