Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
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