yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
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He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
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Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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