wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
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could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
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My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
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She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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