Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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