TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
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She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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