party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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