Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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