We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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