dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
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Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
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I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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