Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
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when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
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You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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