yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
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Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
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She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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