a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
