Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
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you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
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Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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