Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I know her cup size but not her name....
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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