id be glad to
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
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i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
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our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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