It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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