If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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