i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
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Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
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It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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