my room smells like sperm. sweet.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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