Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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