thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
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